Warmth

I'm not such a big fan of winter, i think i suffer from SAD or something. I may be going crazy but I sketched this far fetched idea to use the heat from the tube to heat a big indoor area with a lake and trees that we could go to in winter. If Dubai can build a ski slope then London should have one of these.

Illustration

Drilling

Hackney

Hackney was voted worst place in the UK to live. I drew this cartoon last week after hearing the helicopter that regularly hovers over our area.

rat and squirrel

Who's digging the holes?

At lunch today I noticed another van pull up and these guys have started digging a hole in the path with a drill. I was thinking how we never question these people. What if I went out and bought a drill and a van and went round London drilling holes in the street and then never returning? How long before people realised? Outside the Guardian building there are a series of holes that were dug last week and no-one has returned since. Maybe someone has already started doing this...

Lazy ant

Why is it that some ants carry big leaves, while others carry small ones? It's because some are lazy bastards.

What do you do for a living?